This dude wants chocolate

Boy: By me chocolate!
Me: Chocolate? Why? I don't want any.
Boy: For us to eat, why don't you want it?
Me: I don't have an appetite.
Boy: You don't have an appetite, I have an appetite!
Me: Find a job. Make money.
Boy: Nobody will accept me to work.
Me: Okay, try harder.
Boy: I will try.

I bought this kid a Snickers last week. Now he thinks I'm going to do it every time I see him. Whoops! He is pretty cool though, so maybe another time.